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Name: Joel
Country: United States
Birthday: 12/11/1990
Gender: Male
Interests: sleep, God
Expertise: sleep, Games
Occupation: Unemployed/Between Jobs
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Member Since:
7/17/2004
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| Ooookay, I think I need to end this.
I don't update more than once per 2-4 months, and I believe that it
would be simpler to say that I'm not gonna update at all. Right. That's
it. No more updatingness. Game over. Anata wa baka desu.
So, until further notice, there will be NO MORE updates. End of story.
Sorry, just the way it is.
See you all later, or not. Whatever.
 Joel Schuncke
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| Hey everyone. How y'all been? Good? Good.
Anywho, sorry for the non-updatitude.
Now, what's been happening for the last 5 months...
Okay,
after school ended, we left for Texas (seriously, like, the day after
school ended). The trip took two days, it wasn't too bad going to. We
brought our Xbox, with all our good games, and our gameboys, and I
brought some books. I was sufficently entertained, although the Xbox
wasn't playable in the car. Anywho, when we got there, first we went to
my Aunt Rachel's house. She has two kids, both under 6. Then we went to
my Aunt Becky's house. She's really cool, and that's where my coolest
cousin Scotty lives. Scotty is way cool than you. j/k. maybe. He also
had a GameCube, with Zelda: the windwaker and Super Smash
Brothers: Melee. Both awesome games. Anyway, we were in Texas for about
2 weeks. My coolest uncle David came, and my other uncle Mike, also
cool. Uhh... Oh! We went to South Padre Island, near the Gulf of
Mexico, and we stayed there for 2 days, and we went to this waterpark
called Shlitterbahn. It was cool. Then we came back to Becky's and
Rachel's houses, me, Daniel and John were all staying with Becky, while
my mom stayed with Rachel. So, after awhile, we went home. Daniel and
Scotty got to fly home (Scotty was coming for Camp Assurance), while
me, Johnny, his girlfriend (Hilary) and my mom, and the twins (Joseph
and Deborah) all drove home, and by that I mean Johnny drove and took
care of babies, my mom drove and took care of babies, I took care of
babies, and hilary helped take care of babies. Eventually we all got
home, although the drive back took a lot longer, because it was mostly
at night. Then I found out that Dan and Scott, as well as flew home,
got Nintendo DuelScreens to entertain them on the flight home. Jeez,
all I got was babies to "entertain" me. Anyway, we got home at about 5
AM, and we left for Camp Assurance the next morning. I briefly
considered staying home.
Since most of my readers (well, I have
like 5 readers, tops these days) were at camp, I won't go into details,
but it wasn't too different than usual, still wouldn't have missed it
for the world.
That and sleeping till noon (or after), staying
awake until 3 AM (or after), that was my summer. The rest was just
gaming and eating. What a life, huh?
School started a couple
weeks ago, and yesterday and most of the day before, I was home with a
migrane. Or a jackhammer in my brain, whichever. I've gotten over it
now, so I SHOULD be good for school on monday.
So, is that a
good enough update for y'all? It better, its all your getting for
awhile, probably. Who knows, I might update sometime in the next month
or two.
Okay, I'm out.
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| Anywho, okay. the pictures don't work. I guess you won't be able to see them. Too bad, they're hilarious.
I did find some good quotes, you can call them. Conveniently on the
same site. These ones WILL work, or your computer really, really,
REALLY needs destruction & replacement.
THEY ARE:
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Out of my mind… back in five minutes.
Look busy - God’s coming.
It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Eschew obfuscation.
Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. [BLB note: This was a common and perceptive comment on employment policy in east and central Europe in communist days.]
It’s not hard to meet expenses; they’re everywhere.
Jury: 12 people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
She’s always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Laugh alone and people cross the street to avoid you.
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
Why be difficult when, with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
My karma ran over your dogma.
Adults are just kids who owe money.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I’m out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
Okay, that's my update.
Bye
 Joel Schuncke
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| Well, I'm sorry the pictures didn't show up. You can go to the site,
www.ArwenUndomiel.com
amd go to the humor (not media humor, but humor, the buttons are
different.) and see them yourself. The pictures I chose for my site are:
1) Japanise-style art drawing (the kind where everything becomes cuter,
be it a basketball game or a robbery) showing Leg-o-lamb (Legolas)
fighting with Elladan (One of Elrond's sons) over a little stuffed toy
(as in they're tugging on it, and its begining to rip.) While Elrohir
(Elrond's other son) is in the back begining to cry. I think its
adorable, prolly because of the style.
2) A photoshopped clip from the movie where the Nazghul are playing
insruments, the one in front on the right is playing a trombone, on the
left is one playing the drum, and in the back is one playing a
saxaphone. It's pretty great, and the workmanship is unparalleled, a
person might think "hey, why are the Nazghul playing instruments?"
3) A building in Gondor, but it has a "Starbucks Coffee" on the wall (like it was a starbucks.)
4) The last one is a scene on a road, where there is a sign in the
front of the picture. The sign has a picture on it. The picture is
Gandalf holding his staff and Glamdring, and on the bottom is YOU CANNOT
PASS!
So those are the pictures. See them yourself!
Joel Schuncke
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